Knee Hi's

There's no faster way to seduce a man than to throw a blazer over your pajamas, 

put on a pair of knee highs (or knee hi's as they've spelled it here), and balance your big toe on a step as awkwardly as possible. 

Oh, and if you can get a ficus tree to levitate in the background, that helps, too.

Rapture

My God, the support on these must be incredible! I mean, look at her! The last time I found myself in a pose like that it was because my car passed its smog check. Rapture, indeed!

She's even excited about the instructions!

Strange Model Choice

Like many women, you, too, probably look to Midwestern geometry teachers for fashion inspiration. The manufacturers of these hose heard your call, and thus went with this woman for the front of their packaging. 

Bet she's got chalk on the back of that skirt.

Lenita

Unlike the other girls, Lenita had class. No boob cupping for her. Just a demure little placement of the hands. Not unlike a ballerina taking a final curtsey.

(Apparently Lenita shopped at the not-so-classy sounding "Rank & Schlank" department store. That's Lenita for you.)

                                                  

Thigh High

 Are you asking us or telling us?

She looks like Liv Ullman with a loaf of challah bread pinned to the nape of her neck.