My God, the support on these must be incredible! I mean, look at her! The last time I found myself in a pose like that it was because my car passed its smog check. Rapture, indeed!
She's even excited about the instructions!
Strange Model Choice
Like many women, you, too, probably look to Midwestern geometry teachers for fashion inspiration. The manufacturers of these hose heard your call, and thus went with this woman for the front of their packaging.
Bet she's got chalk on the back of that skirt.
Lenita
Unlike the other girls, Lenita had class. No boob cupping for her. Just a demure little placement of the hands. Not unlike a ballerina taking a final curtsey.
(Apparently Lenita shopped at the not-so-classy sounding "Rank & Schlank" department store. That's Lenita for you.)
Thigh High
Are you asking us or telling us?
She looks like Liv Ullman with a loaf of challah bread pinned to the nape of her neck.
Look of Love
HIM
I don't know what it is about your hose! They just make me want to...to...
HER
What? They make you want to what?!?!
HIM
They make me want to take your face in my hands and...
HER
And what?!?!
...do that funny thing where I squish your face to make it look
like you got it stuck in the school bus door!!!
like you got it stuck in the school bus door!!!
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