Queen Size

Well, this is a new one. Although we here at Strange Hosiery have come to accept that packaging designers are under the collective impression that putting on a pair of pantyhose somehow makes women want to go topless, this is the first time we've seen one put on her hose, throw off her top, and take a seat. 

Having said that, we have to admit that's a great chair. 

Is it us, or does she look like Cybill Shepard?

the Legworks (but the brain doesn't)

So, apparently, in addition to making you want to go topless, hosiery also makes you want to...

...file your nails to a dangerous point...

...stick a flower directly* on the top of your head...

and vapidly stare into space.

*And by "directly," we mean directly. It should look as if you've measured it. 

Silky Kicks

Like most women, when you put on a pair of hose you probably immediately remove anything else you're wearing, cup your boobs in your own hands, and throw your head back in delight. 

Apparently these make you also want to try back flips.

We shudder to think what the next frame of this film looked like.

Lenita

Unlike the other girls, Lenita had class. No boob cupping for her. Just a demure little placement of the hands. Not unlike a ballerina taking a final curtsey.

(Apparently Lenita shopped at the not-so-classy sounding "Rank & Schlank" department store. That's Lenita for you.)