Ah, where to start...
We're not sure what part of this we like best.
Her "My hose are better than yours!" pose,
her fabulous 70s wicker chair,
her meth addict coiffure,
or the fact that she's standing in an Isadora Duncan-worthy relevé.
Of course we also like the directions for finding your size, too.
That's right, ladies! All you have to do is move your finger along the squares!